Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Amber Alert

jeff jr. is missing. he was last seen on the 13th of january, 2009 in a tank rectangular filled with water. he is one millimeter tall and four millimeters long. he has black eyes and is caucasian with one orange spot on his head.

jeff jr. lost his father in 2008 to a long and courageous battle with my poor pet handling skills, and his mother just last week to the same illness. he may have run away to avoid the same fate.

this is the last known photo of jeff jr.

jeff jr.

this is what jeff jr. may look like now


if anyone has any information that can help to bring him home please feel free to contact me anonymously. i am prepared to offer as much as two dollars for his safe return.

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